HTF Reports: Ultimate Big Brother

Our roving reporter Zoe is on the scene for this years Big Brother finale “Ultimate Big Brother” and will be keeping you up to date with all the latest house gossip and behind the scenes news exclusive to Hit The Floor!

This is….THE ULTIMATE BIG BROTHER REPORT

26/08/10  2:45PM

Josie has left the building to be with John James and is with him right now …. !!!!!

26/08/10 2:50PM

Josie and John James will not last (stating the obvious !!!) As I know another BB house mate from the past he has been chasing !! And after meeting him Tuesday it’s obvious he’s just in it for himself and out for what he can get from poor Josie !!!

Also … ****CONFIRMED FACT**** Michelle Bass IS going into the house Friday !!! The other person to go in is still rumoured to be Victor !!

Davina, bless her (and wow is she shorter than I thought!), came over to us in the green room on Tuesday (where we had to stay all evening until the house mates were in!!) and shared her excitement that Nikki was back in the house. Davina said “I do hope Nikki will not let us down and will have her usual tantrums… I love her!” I confirmed to her that the possibility of that happening was imminent!!!!

27/08/10 Who the hell is she !!!! Makosi !!!

Nikki has been set a task by Big Brother in which she must conduct five-minute interviews with each housemate to be published in her News of the World column.

Nikki had written a weekly column for the tabloid during Big Brother 11.

With housemates gathered at the sofas, she read out the task details: “Housemates will reveal all for Nikki’s press article”, before saying: “Why is it always about me?”

The instructions explained that each housemate must describe their “highs and lows” and “pull no punches” for the “exclusive scoop”. Nikki was later given a pen and paper to take notes and a typewriter to complete the article in three hours.

The task received a lukewarm reaction from the rest of the group, with Chantelle saying: “This is boring”, and Nadia adding: “What’s in it for us?”

However, the most concerned was Makosi, who said: “I didn’t come in for the ‘Nikki show’. I’m not wanting interviews unless I sign a contract.” WTF !!!! WHO IS SHE !!!! she is just pissed off from the comment Nikki made about the fact Anthony Hutton was quoted as saying he DIDNT sh*g Makosi in the pool of the BB house !!!! She was fuuuuuuuumning as she has been living off the fact that she had!!!

Nikki revealed that Big Brother had informed her that if the task is completed, they will be rewarded with a party this evening. She also said that she was “sorry” about the task.

Brian and Chantelle later agreed that Makosi was “overreacting” to the challenge after the Brother 6 housemate said she would “need to be briefed” in order to do a newspaper interview.

When Makosi asked whether Nikki’s article was contact with the outside world, Ulrika said: “She’s submitting something, she’s not talking to anyone.”

ALSO :

Nikki began her task this afternoon for which she must interview each housemate and submit an article for her News of the World column in order to win a party for tonight.

She was in good spirits as the task began, telling Brian that she was going to be a proper journalist and stitch him up.

Her first interview was with Brian, who decided to make it more fun by creating a character for himself.

“I’ll be honest, I’m going to pretend I’m gay again, which I did last time,” he explained. “I’m going to pretend to be Brian the gay air hostess when I’m actually Malcolm, a builder from Essex.”

However, despite enjoying interviewing each housemate, Nikki soon found herself struggling to write up the article on an old-fashioned typewriter Big Brother had provided her with.

She asked a number of housemates, including Nick, Brian and Nadia, for help in operating the machine but no-one seemed to be able to help her speed up the process.

“I’m actually despising this more than last time!” Nikki said of her experience. “I’m not going to get wound up because that’s what they want.” no Nik … thats what we ALL want!!!!!

Despite attempting to remain upbeat about the task, Nikki soon began to cry.

“It doesn’t even work!” she shouted through tears. “I can’t do it and they aren’t going to give us a party now if I don’t get it done.”

Brian told her not to get upset, saying: “We don’t want a repeat of 2005,” referring to the tantrums Nikki was famous for during her original stay in the house.

He joked that she must be regretting taking a long bath earlier when she should have been writing, before attempting to cheer Nikki up by saying that no-one would be angry as they were all worried about tonight’s eviction.

Later:

Nikki has opened up to her fellow housemates Preston and Ulrika about suffering from anorexia for much of her life.

As the three spoke in the garden Nikki, confidently admitted that the worst was behind her and that she looked back on the experience as surreal.

“I used to rip the food tube out of my arm and fight them just to stop the weight going on,” Nikki explained of her many stays in hospital to combat the disorder.

After Preston asked whether she is okay now, Nikki confirmed that she is currently in a healthy place in terms of her weight.

“Yes I’m healthy now, I can eat what I want and I say out of hospital,” Nikki told them.

“Yeah you eat like a horse,” Ulrika added of Nikki’s appetite since entering the house on Tuesday. (Thanks Ulrika, but saying that to an ex-anorexic is not a good idea !!!! ) Idiot!!!!

“I added on half a stone in April and for me that’s the first time I’ve consciously gained weight while not being in hospital,” Nikki revealed. “I’m really proud of myself.” And so she should be!!!!

RE: Eviction:

Nikki wants Coolio to go as she feels she hasn’t gelled with him.She has develpoed a soft spot for John!

we need to vote Coolio out.He had Nikki crying and she is finding him intimidating.He keeps mocking her voice when she speaks.She didn’t want to sit in the room with him for the eviction:(

JOHN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING !!!!! I shall miss his sweet ass in those cute underpants … yum yum !!!!!

Later tonight:

Michelle and Victor had to choose someone to play a trick on and they chose Nikki!! A very scary clown entered carrying a pointy hand. He made straight for Nikki. You should have seen Nikki’s face!! Everyone was terrified but Brian was the worst, he has a phobia.

He and other housemates tried to hide behind Nikki!!! They shoved the smallest person to the front! Poor Nikki. The clown then followed her and kept pointing at her. Nikki said she thought it was Rex because she recognised his hands, though i don’t think it was him. Nikki then asked the clown “why do you keep pointing at me?”
It will be on tomorrow’s show.

Also …. we heard Via twitter that in reaction to Aisleyne has been calling Nikki a “little cow” . Imogine was quoted as calling Nikki a “prossie” and both are gunning for her when they next see her!!!!! Aisleyne is supposed to be on BBLB on Sunday !!! If I wasnt at Reading and was invited up to do this BBLB I think I’d have a few words to add !!!! Shes up her own …………..!!!!

On another note the “Chantelle and Preston Show” needs to be shaken up a bit !!!!

OFF TO READING… WILL UPDATE AS MUCH AS MY LIL’ BLACKBERRY CAN MUSTER(in amongst inteviewing bands!! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!) xxxx Z xxxx

P.s.  KEEP NIKKI IN whilst I’m away !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28/08/10  - 01:30

OH dear god!!! Just got in after a night of dinner and Cocktails with my friend Sara Folino (you may remember her from Big Brother 9 …. I’m staying with her for the night in London)  to then be watching BBBM with John McCririck !! doing sexual positions in his underpants with full on sexual inneundos… excuse me while I throw up my apple vodka martini !!!!!!!

01/09/10

So… how’s the Chantelle show going??? Eeuuughhh she is so irritating!!!

We really need to vote out Makosi and Ulrika to keep in our fave girl Nikki……!!! So get voting people!! Nikki is third fave to go and tonight’s highlights don’t go in her favour!!

She was hilarious on the electric shock treatment … I have been informed of everything she has been up to whilst I was at Reading from her No. 1 fan Jane Mckessock….THANK YOU JANE !!

Only a small section of Nikki has made it to the edited cut for the evening programme. She has had some really funny moments that would have shown her in a better light but the cameras seem to be angling on Preston and Chantelle all the time. Looking at all the mags out there…. they are all about C & P !!! BORING!!!!

Its all so bloody boring I may start snoring… but then Nikki may throw a spoon at me !!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fbb-cache.channel4.com%2Fbigbrother%2Fvideo%2F2010%2FSep%2F1%2Fnikki-throws-a-late-night-wobbly%2Fplay.c4&h=09158VcAS0OLoQRe1oQMDguzSSg

P.S. NIKKI you were GREATLY missed at Reading this year…. gutted you were not there… would love to have said your Favourite band The Libertines were crap… but they were BLOODY AMAZING !!! XXXX

02/09/10

Tonight I can’t go to the BB studio as I am away in the Midlands tomorrow morning so watch out for Carly our friend who has been asked to go in.

The BB contacts have been asking why Nikki is being so quiet!!! IT BECAUSE THE OTHERS ARE SO BLOODY BORING! There is no-one that Nikki can link alliance with.

They chose Nikki as they want someone to kick off (but on whom??) probably because they knew of Chantelle and Nikkis feuding past, but Nikki wouldn’t rise to it!

Preston and Chantelle were put in for obvious reasons… their in-house romance sold a lot of newspapers and kept BB in the spotlight.

Makosi and Nadia have been long running enemies, which backfired when they actually got on. Another BB fail!

Victor and Michelle were put in to shake things up, err….. Yeah sure!

I am sure they thought Victor and Nick would have a clash of egos… instead they have joined forces of evil together!

Ulrika … well all I can say is WHAT WERE YOU THINKING BB????!!!!!

All the magazines are pointing to C & P as it’s the only story that will sell. Even poor Josie isn’t getting much media coverage… looking at the mags she has been pushed aside for pictures of John James with his torso on show!!!

News of the world quoted to us that the last ‘Ultimate’ bb have not been getting the ratings as expected.

They should have put in PETE ….. Unfortunately he couldn’t keep quiet about his contract … so it was taken from him!!! Nikki would have loved for him to have been there!

Carly is in contact for me in the BB studio today. So keep tuned of any goss! X

Well done Carly for supporting Nikki on BBLB tonight!!! Shes right… keep Nikki in as we are sure there is more she can have to offer. Pete going in the house today for Nikkis PA task was a huge boost for our Nikki.

http://bb-cache.channel4.com/bigbrother/video/2010/Sep/3/pete-hires-nikki/play.c4

We are waiting for the eviction ……………… who will it be……………. we will hear here first as Carly and Nikkis lovely mum Sue are in the green room at Elstree Sudios ready to give us the results !!!! stay tuned !!!

RESULTS ARE:

FIRST OUT: MAKOSI !!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!

SECOND: NADIA GONE !! YYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

BRIAN is still favourite to win !!!

Vanessa Feltz is in the house!! . She has a huge fan amongst the HTF crew.. Chris !! yes our Chris was so excited to see Vanessa when he attended Nikkis birthday party at The Embassy earlier this year !!  He was too star struck and shy to ask for a photo !! Bless…………………..!!

As you can see from the following…. Vanessa is her usual interesting self !!!!

05/09/10

WEDNESDAY NOMINATIONS ARE:

MICHELLE ……. NICK ……. VANESSA !!!!

http://bb-cache.channel4.com/bigbrother/video/2010/Sep/5/exclusive-nominations-revealed/play.c4

Nikki, all being well, is through to the final. But who knows, BB may spring another surprise eviction before Friday!!!

08/09/10

Bookmakers have slashed the odds on Nikki triumphing on Ultimate Big Brother.

The Big Brother housemate is now being backed at 7/1 with Paddy Power and she is closing in on favourites Brian (4/11) and Chantelle (7/2)

Punters can support Victor at 18/1 but the other remaining housemates are considered long shots for the title

UPDATE

Davina is in the House…. house mates had to wait in the garden while davina entered the house. She visited the tree for her task. She has to get each house mate on their own to read them messages from home and also tell each one in turn they are her favourite housemate.

Davina is finding the whole experience of first time in the house very emotional and holding back the tears before getting hugs from all the housemates !!!

EVICTION:

Michelle and Vanessa

** Crazed Vanessa Feltz fan tries to high jump barrier whilst being interviewed by Davina and actually HITS THE FLOOR…………. Chris HTF …. was that you ????????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erlj-0KzKuA

VOTES ARE BEING COUNTED ****** GET VOTING FOR OUR FAVORITE GIRL NIKKI : 09011 323 028 **********

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

ITS FINAL NIGHT……………..

So… BB have realised we do not want to watch Chantelle all day and have edited the live feed to actually show more of the other house mates !!! Got my friend (Nikkis best friend) Carly and her mum Sue on the phone to me at Elstree Studios …

My Friend Sara (BB9) has been at the studio all day with all past house mates filming an end of BB skit for Davina……She was with Josie while I was on the phone to her… she said she is so in love with John James and then Sara spent an hour on the phone to him… I really do hope it lasts as Josie is really nice.

Nikki has been really emotional in the house…. that I know will be genuine as it has been the best thing that has happened in her life after her troubles with anorexia.

Odds are on for Brian to win …. hope to God it is NOT Chantelle … crocodile tears don’t wash with me love !!!!

Brian now 4/9 from 1/7 and Nikki now 5/2 with the rest lagging behind……….

ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh VOTE FOR NIKKI !!!!! 09011 323 028 !!!!!!!!!!!!! now  xxxxxx

BYE BYE Ulrikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!